Rubbish Romeo and Juliet

Date: 18 April 2026

Time: 2pm

Cost: Pay What You Decide

Enemies. Balconies… Sausage Rolls?!?!

Three award-winning fools tackle Shakespeare’s epic love story with nothing but a box of bargain bin wigs, a tatty floral dress, and a burst air mattress they found by the bins…

Described as ‘like Horrible Histories but funnier’ (Primary Times), the ‘delightfully wacky’ Rubbish Shakespeare Company return with an anarchically joyous, family-friendly treat.

Featuring clowning, slapstick and mischievously interactive storytelling, this ‘side-splittingly funny’ (The List) tragedy is the perfect introduction to Shakespeare – or even theatre itself!

Age guidance: for ALL AGES!

Running time: 6o mins

‘A genius way to bring the Bard to fresh audiences’
★★★★★ WEST END BEST FRIEND
‘It’s pure rubbish… and you’ll love every minute’
★★★★★ WEE REVIEW

Tickets are Pay What You Decide meaning you pay in cash or by card after the performance.

The venue is wheelchair/pushchair accessible, and has wifi, a hearing loop, accessible toilet/baby changing and a quiet area but please let us know of any specific access requirements when booking so we can make you feel welcome.

Rubbish Romeo and Juliet

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